A COMMON(S) DISGRACE!

I'm seating not a million miles from the Houses of Parliament and the stench is unbearable! I'm aware that, right now, the House Speaker Michael Martin is delivering a speech trying to cling on, by the seat of his smelly pants, to the gravy train that he so shamefully and deceitfully tried to hide from the public. I'm of course talking about the scandalous business of MPs' expenses... thus the source of this stench which seems to emanate from a mixture of putrid human flesh and unscrupulous greed, two of the primary ingridients in the build of the modern politician. Let us just hope that this buffoon, another disgraceful product of "New Labour", is kicked well out of the Chambers. Good riddance! A COMMON(S) DISGRACE!
I'm seating not a million miles from the Houses of Parliament and the stench is unbearable!
I'm aware that, right now, the House Speaker Michael Martin is delivering a speech trying to cling on, by the seat of his smelly pants, to the gravy train that he so shamefully and deceitfully
tried to hide from the public.
I'm of course talking about the scandalous business of MPs' expenses... thus the source of this stench which seems to emanate from a mixture of putrid human flesh and unscrupulous greed, two of the primary ingridients in the build of the modern politician.
Let us just hope that this buffoon, another disgraceful product of "New Labour", is kicked well out of the Chambers. Good riddance!