Scolari: Chelsea wuz Robbed - The Sun 01/12/08

SCOLARI HIZ A PRAT! Yes, OK, your eminence of a coach, Van Persie was offside and everybody knows that! While no true football fan should wish the sight of an error like Mike Dean's on any team, the real problem here, for a Chelsea fan in particular is... Is this guy Scolari up to the job? Of course not! Soon after taking over the Portuguese national team it became clear to any discerning observer that the man did not have a clue about improving or managing a football team. Only the gentle and simple, but highly ignorant folk in Portugal (not every one, thankfully!) kept applauding the man and his failures. First he loses the €uro2004 on home soil - losing twice to the same "average" team and eventual winners - Greece. The qualification for €uro2008 was another disaster with Scolari hitting the headlines for the wrong reasons (notoriously hitting, too, the serbian Dragutinovic at the end of a qualifying match...). Whenever asked by the english press about the recent "hiccups" of his Chelsea team, the man always tries to hide behind some pathetic gestures or not-so-funny quips pretending to hide some unfathomed confidence or guile that he simply does not possess. This guy Scolari never deceived me. He is basically an uncultured buffoon not able to understand that his "mystic" and "charisma" will soon be revealed and his cover blown out of these shores... all the way to the pampas in Rio Grande do Sul, where no doubt he will become a "genius" football manager again.

Labour 'fixed' Broken Britain - The Sun 24/10/2008

ALL POLITICIANS ARE CROOKS UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!

That's an unfortunate truth. But the torrent of lies of this so
called New Labour, "Nouveaux Riches" more like, is
unbelievable. For many years now I've discovered that this
lot have no scrupulous or decency even to respect the
honest, decent and hard working people of this country.
They are prepared to sell their souls to any scumbag for the
sake of a vote, so long that keeps them in power. As a
foreigner what shocks me most is how a supposedly
intelligence nation lets itself be cheated, lied to and
trampled by such a pack of insidious and deceitful conmen.
- Joe Tooga

Mendes proves he's more than just a Cuellar sop for Rangers
- MailonLine - 01/09/08

I am no Rangers sympathiser (up to now...) but my only
surprise is based on the fact that Pedro Mendes was only
considered a bit player by such a "managerial icon" as Harry
Redknapp! Everytime P. Mendes played for Portsmouth and
previously Spurs, he was always one of the best. This proves
the point that english football (and managers) still have a
long way to go to appreciate quality v. brute force. P. Mendes
has been called up into his national team (...and Portugal
has not lost to England in a competitive match... for over 40
years!!!). Enough said. - Joe Tooga

Now Home Secretary warns credit crunch will
send crime and violence soaring - MailonLine 01/09/08

I have never seen such cowards and devious lot as this
Nouveax Riches a.k.a. New Labour.They are the same
spineless politicians who always shy away from taking
decisive action against the very same scumbags they are
now "denouncing"... if there are votes to be gained. Do they
really care about their country? Not a bit.
Once they reach their political perches, with all the perks
and "bourgeois" life they previously denounced, they will do
all they can to cling onto their positions of power and
desire to control everybody else, in detriment of the values
and decent people of this country. - Joe Tooga

Ferguson Bombshell: If Ronaldo Leaves, So Will I
- Goal.com 29/07/08

Whatever happens, this saga will mark Ronaldo, for the
negative, for the rest of his career. He's being paid a fortune
anyway, and he signed a contract that ought to be honoured.
Talk of freedom of movement and modern "slavery" just
make you vomit. The only people suddenly supporting these
"moral" issues (?) are either jealous of Man United success...
or R. Madrid sympathisers. That's all! - Joe Tooga

Game, set and match for Phil - The Sun - 29/07/08

Tennis may be a good alternative for this flambloyant
charlatan called Scolari. He may not be a very good football
coach (you'll soon find out), but he knows his priorities.
When he became Portugal coach the first thing he did was to
promote his "friendship" with the most devious and
chamelion-like human being in portuguese football: the
President of the Portuguese Federation. At the same time he
loved to be seen as a loveable "daddy and pal"... but ONLY
towards the most famous players. He did for example take
full advantage of Ronaldo's sad loss of his father to get
even closer to the most famous player of them all, which I
suppose would later "entitle" him to advise Ronaldo to go to
R. Madrid! Now we know why! But this masquerade was all
for his own benefit, with more and more lucrative
advertising endorsements, while the national squad
stagnated and showed no improvements and was only kept
competitive thanks to the above-average qualities of some
of its players. Whatever... we will soon be able to separate
the reality from the fantasy and the real Scolari will stand
out... like a sore thumb!. - Joe Tooga

Premier League - Scolari: We'll win quadruple (YAHOO - 28/07/08)

If recent history is anything to go by, this man is a buffoon!
He has won nothing for Portugal in 5 years. Despite having
good players at his disposal and playing at "home", he
managed to lose to Greece twice in the €uro2004 in
Portugal, and lose the Championship in the process. Another
example of his "qualities" was Portugal's disastrous
qualifying campaign for €uro 2008! Portugal only just
managed to qualify by the scruff of the neck against very,
very mediocre opposition. His football tactics are laughable
and his substitutions ridiculous. His interviews are
masterpieces of buffoonery and ignorance. When he does not
know how to explain his pathetic errors... he simply plays
the "phylosophical" clown. Of course... with the players he
has, a place in the top three is guaranteed!!! JOE TOOGA

Ronaldo Calm Over Future - Goal.com 20/07/08

For God's sake, Ronaldo. What are you playing at? You are
becoming an embarrassment to all Portuguese, all over the
world! Did you not sign a contract? Just honour it and stop
behaving like a illiterate idiot. Perhaps Mourinho was right
after all!!!!!!!! - Joe Tooga (in desperation)

Chelsea Launch Mega Kaka Bid - Goal.com 20/07/08

This guy Scolari is a real uncultured buffoon! The only
reason he accepted the Chelsea job is that he knew that he
would have "any" money to surround himself with the top
players in the world... except Ronaldo... a "green" young boy
whom he persuaded to move away from the Premier League
with a move to R. Madrid! As always, the British press are
lapping up any gesture, wink or hand movement from this
guy as a major statement or prediction. Listen to me! This
guy is a phoney. He made a mess of portuguese football in
the last 5 years. Portugal struggled to qualify from a pool of
mediocre european nations! He lost the Euro 2004, playing
at home! Even with all the talent in the world this guy will
flop like a circus WALRUS!!! Mark my words. All be revealed
around Christmas time!!! - Joe Tooga

Ferguson insists that Ronaldo will stay at Old Trafford -
TimesonLine - 18/07/08

If this news is true, it will be going some way for me to
forgive Ronaldo for what I consider an unacceptable
situation. If one accepts to sign a contract under free will
and under specified conditions, one ought to honour it. If
there is no breach of the conditions of that contract on
either part, you either respect it or negotiate to revoke it.
Nothing else! The fact that Ronaldo left the rumours spread,
without ever countering them, does not go in his favour. As
a compatriot, I have to say: Please Ronaldo, do not do
anything like this again. Portuguese football need edifying
examples and honest players. We are on right track. We just
got rid of Scolari, thank God!!! - Joe Tooga

It's time to boot out Blatter! - The Sun 12/07/08

What a buffoon! How can anyone accept this Sepp Bloated as
a serious and honest football administrator, when the idiot
makes such comments? I guess his tirade is simply a way of
getting to the english press via its football... as Mr. Bloated
never forgave them for the accusations of corruption and
maladministration inside FIFA. But to make such comments
is totally beyond comprehension and totally out of order. If
FIFA were a proper and honest organization this idiot should
be removed forthwith! By the way, as a great admirer of C.
Ronaldo and compatriot, I would simply say: Ronaldo, stop
the nonsense, you did sign a contract till 2012 and as far as
anyone knows, the silly noises only started from the
moment R. Madrid opened up their abhorrent and uncouth
campaign to lure you. At 23, you should know better! - Joe Tooga

I am a slave (Ron's disgusting claim) - Sun 11/07/08

I believe Ronaldo has dug himself a hole by often declaring
his wish to play for Real Madrid. Ok, this could be accepted
as a boyhood dream, which could indeed be realised later on
in his career, perhaps when his contract with Man United
was nearing its end, circa 2012! What Ronaldo probably did
not expect was that after such (maybe) naïve and untimely
comments, he would be ensnared into that very hole by his
agent (and the vision of many millions in commission) and
the obvious and uncouth poaching qualities of Real Madrid.
I fear the boy is in danger of destroying all of his
footballing reputation... "for a few dollars more". Sad, very
sad! - Joe Tooga

Big Phil needs pot luck - Sun 09/07/08

By the time Chelsea fans realise it, it will be too late!
(Probably around Christmas time). This man, riding on a
WC2002 victory (anyone would win with that brazilian team)
never achieved anything for Portugal, despite the enormous
talent at his disposal. All he did was to "pally" with the
imbecillic President of the Portuguese Foot Assoc. (FPF)
and the most influential and mediatic portuguese players, thus
ensuring for himself an easy ride on the way to a huge
money-spinning, albeit a trophyless campaign. If anyone
needs to assess the football qualities of this guy simply
have to view all Portugal's qualifying matches for €uro2008.
Utterly pathetic! The matches were played as if the players
were total strangers to one another; the substitutions were
laughable and his behaviour, together with his pre and
post-match interviews, were gems of unthinkable
buffoonery. Portugal only just managed to qualify... thanks
to its individual talents... nothing to do with the
charisma(?)or footy knowledge of this man who's to football
what a navvy is to arquitecture! - Joe Tooga

How the FA let Big Phil go and why England's loss looks
Chelsea's gain- Daily Mail 09/07/08

Yes, Scolari comes across, for now, as a jolly chap full of
jokey remarks and gallery-aimed "thunderous" statements
(occasionally). The reality however is very different. This guy
left a trail of disappointment and embarrassement in
Portugal and the only and real success he managed to get
was to line up his pockets with millions of €UROS... lolly,
not winning competitions! Do not be deceived by comments
made by players (his). If they speak to the press about the
man, what are they supposed to say? - Joe Tooga

AMANDA PLATELL: 'Mother Cherie is an insult to
all victims of knife crime' - Daily Mail 05/07/08

Cherie Blair can start by blaming her husband and his New
Labour cohorts. You either impose authority and take
measures to deal properly with criminals or you pretend to,
for the benefit of misguided votes or the votes of the law
breakers themselves, who know that while Labour is in
power, they can take their pitbulls for tranquil walks.... at
our expenses. - Joe Tooga (NOT PUBLISHED - Censored)

The week Labour proved it's almost suicidally corrupt -
Daily Mail 05/07/08

It appears that someone have finally had the courage to put
a name to this ignominious state of affairs regarding MPs
monies. For some time now I have wondered whether the word
"CORRUPTION" had been abolished from the english
language - when political issues are reported - by an
unique universal vote of unity by all Members of Parliament.
Whenever MPs were "taking or hiding" public monies all you
hear is: absent mindedness, lack of rigueur and very
occasionally, sleazy practices. Unfortunately what has been
happening across the political spectrum (with New Labour in
great prominence) is a sustained campaign of Corruption
conducted by a large numbers of MPs. It seems that the
undemocratic authority to self-award pay rises, in times of
economic crises or not, is not good enough for the greedy,
get rich-quick politicians.
Joe Tooga - (NOT PUBLISHED - Censored
by Daily Mail but Blogged in TimesonLine)

Former chair of Bar Council calls for sharia rules in English
law - Daily Mail 05/07/08

Every now and then you have these "illuminati", normally
psycologists, with earth-shattering ideas about justice, that
make most of us shake with rage. However, every decent person

in this country - once the epicentre of common sense and responsible

actions - knows now and knew 30 years ago how to deal with

criminals, but whose feelings have been sidelined by "modern"

guidelines put forward by individuals with a propensity for big
headlines normally moved by a mixture of cowardice and
appeasement. Joe Tooga (NOT PUBLISHED - Censored)

Ronaldo is staying: United boss Ferguson confident he's
seen off Real - Daily Mail 04/07/08

I'm very dissappointed that Ronaldo appears to have allowed
himself to be led by his agent, Jorge Mendes. This is the
only person who would really win if Ronaldo were to leave
Man U for R Madrid. Ronaldo, probably the best football
player in the world at the moment, made his name with Man
U, made himself a multi-millionaire and cannot now make
himself look like a traitor to scores of admirers, not only
Man U supporters but the world over and push for a move to
R Madrid, when he has only recently signed an extended
contract, which he must respect. After all he's been idolised
by all at Man U and there is no apparent reason why he
should decide to discard his responsibilities. Although I
will always admire Ronaldo for his talent and the way he
emerged in the world scene from such humble and difficult
beginnings, I shall feel a tingle of sadness and a bit of
embarrassment too, as a fellow portuguese, if he is to
abandon the club he pledged to represent for the next 4 or 5
years. - Joe Tooga (NOT PUBLISHED - Censored)

Named and shamed: The MPs who voted to keep their
generous expenses - Daily Mail 04/07/08

News like this no longer affect me. For many years now I
stopped voting (yes I know... it's a civic duty, supposedly)
for I classify today's politicians as one of the most devious,
self-interested classes whose "old" motivation to help
their fellow citizens and uphold civilised principles, no
longer applies. My stance over these people is simple: they
are all corrupt until proven innocent! Enough said. - Joe Tooga

Sharia law SHOULD be used in Britain, says UK's top judge - Daily Mail 04/07/08

I honestly believe than sooner rather than later even
law-abiding citizens of this politically-impotent country
will be deemed extremists. Enough is enough! While
murderers, rapists and almost any vicious criminal is being
let off due to either some human rights twaddle or because
prisons are full, we now have senior "scarecrows of our
society" applauding medieval and backward justice laws.
How pathetic! - Joe Tooga

Big Phil will flop at Chelsea (Ian Wright) - The Sun 02/07/08

WRIGHT ON! Since the grand fiasco of €uro 2004, when Portugal
failed to beat Greece, not once but twice, I started to question the
ability of this guy. Unfortunately the press in my country,
so feckless and back-slappers as they are, will hail any
failure that comes along, provided he's foreign or has a
foreign accent. Even today when the only testimony of his
work is failure after failure I only ever heard a portuguese
journalist with the guts to say in public what he really
brought to portuguese football... embarassment and failure!
With the talent at his disposal, from Figo, Rui Costa and
more recently Ronaldo and several others, Scolari never
managed to build a team. Whoever watched all Portugal's
qualifying games for €uro2008 will testify that the man is a
charlatan. Portugal struggled against some of the poorest
opposition in Europe and only just managed to qualify in the
last game. This man came into Europe riding on a World
Championship with Brazil in 2002. But then again anyone
with that team could have won. Why doesn't he try to do
something about the current Brazil team? That would be a
challenge... I'm looking forward to his press conferences. His
customary buffoonery will not work over here! Chelsea fans
are in for a (Big Phil) shock. Will he be gone before or just after
Christmas? ...that's not such a big question is it? - Joe Tooga

Young woman stabbed to death by FEMALE attacker
'had just lost twins in miscarriage' - Daily Mail - 02/07/08

Blame the spineless politicians and the judiciary who failed
to tackle the fathers of today's criminals all those 25/30
years ago, for the sake of cheap votes. Most of these
scumbags have no respect for anyone or anything. As an
example, I could not believe my eyes and ears when a couple
of days ago I stumbled upon a programme on Channel 4.
Two pathetic morons given airtime to rant about respect... I
quickly changed over before becoming physically sick!

Joe Tooga, 2/7/2008 13:23

TELL UNITED YOU WANT TO QUIT - http://www.notw.co.uk/

What saddens me most about this pathetic saga is thinking
that Ronaldo has been led by his manager, with the lure of
millions in commission. Doesn't Ronaldo have a valid
contract with Man United? As far as I can see Jorge Mendes,
his agent, would probably try to sell him to anyone every
other week. That way he, himself, would make much more
lolly than Ronaldo. As Portuguese, I'm gutted that this
football agent went roughshod through the portuguese
camp doing business, while the National squad was
preparing/playing for €uro2008, without the idiotic
president of the Portuguese Football Association (FPF) ever
raising an eyebrow. Obviously, the totally incompetent
Scolari even stated that Ronaldo should go to Real Madrid.
Now we know why he said that... My only consolation is to
know that very soon the Chelsea supporters will find out
who the real Scolari is! Start betting now! This Scolari won't
last beyond Christmas!!

Posted by: Joe Tooga June 30, 2008 at 12:25 AM